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RE: Things I learned in church
November 5, 2013 at 3:25 am
(November 5, 2013 at 3:21 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(November 5, 2013 at 2:46 am)Ivy Wrote: My last pastor:

"The day my son masturbates will be the day I failed as a pastor."

No joke.

Take your pleasure in knowing that that pastor has already failed. Sometimes multiple times a day. Devil

It's just a known fact about young men. Tongue

Oh, of course. He also thinks his son's first kiss was at the altar. His son told me once that he made out with the Sunday school teacher. lol Viva el pastor!
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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Things I learned in church

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Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 3, 2013 at 12:51 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Lion IRC - November 3, 2013 at 1:01 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Silver - November 3, 2013 at 1:59 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by freedomfromforum - November 3, 2013 at 3:41 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Cinjin - November 3, 2013 at 9:49 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Brakeman - November 3, 2013 at 1:10 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Einharjar - November 3, 2013 at 1:25 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 3, 2013 at 1:52 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Drich - November 3, 2013 at 1:53 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Bucky Ball - November 3, 2013 at 10:40 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Esquilax - November 3, 2013 at 11:07 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by DLJ - November 3, 2013 at 1:59 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 3, 2013 at 2:18 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Mystical - November 3, 2013 at 5:53 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Drich - November 3, 2013 at 3:32 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Mystical - November 3, 2013 at 9:46 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Faith No More - November 3, 2013 at 7:10 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Doubting Thomas - November 3, 2013 at 8:32 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 3, 2013 at 10:18 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 4, 2013 at 12:38 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Esquilax - November 4, 2013 at 1:39 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Cinjin - November 4, 2013 at 1:46 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Doubting Thomas - November 4, 2013 at 4:34 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Drich - November 5, 2013 at 10:59 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Mystical - November 4, 2013 at 12:41 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 4, 2013 at 2:02 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 4, 2013 at 4:25 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 4, 2013 at 11:23 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Bucky Ball - November 5, 2013 at 1:18 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 5, 2013 at 4:18 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 4:22 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Bob Kelso - November 4, 2013 at 2:39 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Godschild - November 5, 2013 at 1:48 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Bob Kelso - November 5, 2013 at 3:18 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Fruity - November 5, 2013 at 2:46 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Esquilax - November 5, 2013 at 3:21 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Fruity - November 5, 2013 at 3:25 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 4:09 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Doubting Thomas - November 5, 2013 at 2:02 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 2:53 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 5, 2013 at 4:29 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 4:34 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 5, 2013 at 4:42 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 4:48 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 6, 2013 at 10:10 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 6, 2013 at 10:23 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 6, 2013 at 10:32 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 6, 2013 at 10:38 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 6, 2013 at 10:43 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 3:37 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 11:28 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Drich - November 5, 2013 at 12:20 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 1:21 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 2:04 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Crossless1 - November 5, 2013 at 2:48 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by ThomM - November 5, 2013 at 3:39 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Drich - November 6, 2013 at 9:53 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by tokutter - November 6, 2013 at 10:40 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 5:35 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Bob Kelso - November 5, 2013 at 5:38 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Godschild - November 5, 2013 at 5:45 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Bob Kelso - November 5, 2013 at 5:53 pm

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