I was walking my ass, nicknamed Balaam, when out of it's ass spoke the lord of god, saying "snowtracks is really going to say something stupid about biblical prophecies!" I replied to the lord, "no shit sherlock" and whipped his ass. I now prophesize that a theist will come forth soon to defend their delusions with all the wit and reason their third grade minds can muster. So sayeth the brakeman.
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