Yahweh, the Devil, and Job

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Poll: What do you think of this story in the Book of Job? This poll is closed.
It's a completely literal story that should inspire Christians to do right.	6.67%	2	6.67%
Yahweh is way to concerned about how much people love him.	16.67%	5	16.67%
It's completely the Devil's fault.	3.33%	1	3.33%
God works in mysterious ways.	3.33%	1	3.33%
Both god and the devil are a couple of wicked wicked horrible, self-absorbed characters in a fictional story.	63.33%	19	63.33%
I'm proud to be a sheep. This is a great story.	6.67%	2	6.67%
Total		30 vote(s)	100%

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Yahweh, the Devil, and Job

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RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job

November 14, 2013 at 1:24 am

There is a mean joke in there, about how Lion would actually need to think at all, before one could tell us what he's really thinking.

Not that I'd stoop to indulge such low hanging fruits, of course. Dodgy

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Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Cinjin - November 1, 2013 at 10:09 pm

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