Abiogenesis is impossible

[Angrboda]

And how do you measure functionality? What are the units? iWannits? MightWorks per unit time?

You really need to clear the field, dear. You're just getting in the way of better players. "Seem to" don't mean jack shit. "Seem to" is as fucktastically stupid as "atheistism," you half-brained, troglodytic twat.

seems ms gregarium is getting all worked up.

You're lucky I don't report you for the misquote, fuckwad. What's your point, that you don't know the difference between vague, informal, colloquial speech and the precise definitions of operational constructs in science? I can endorse that. You don't have the first fucking clue where metaphor ends and science begins. So you're a typical Christian mouth breather, hoping we'll charitably interpret your loosey-goosey bullshit, hoping we'll write your points for you, by providing the clarity and concision that you lack. "No dice." You have my attention. Use it wisely.

What is information?
How is it quantified?
What is functionality?
How is it quantified?

Here's a few names for you to get cozy with, dickless. Kolmogorov, Chaitin, Shannon. If you aren't quoting these, you're just taking a dump on main street and hoping nobody notices. For what it's worth, the information sciences, computers, math, communications theory, are an area of some expertise for me. Continue to attempt to bluff and bullshit, and you will have some additional ventilation in your shaft.