One of my favourites is the bit where "God" had trouble finding Dirtman and Ribwoman in an enclosed (thus finite) garden because they were standing behind a tree.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
