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Oh, the irony!

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Oh, the irony!
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RE: Oh, the irony!
December 2, 2013 at 11:10 am
My daughter, aged 6 at the time, asked me very seriously if I actually brought her the presents from father Christmas. On the basis that she saw father Christmas in lots of different places (shopping centres, school etc) at tge same time and she suspected it to be a person dressed up.

I came back with "well, he's magic he can be in more than one place at a time" to which she looked at me like a halfwit and asked me why if that was the case, did he look different in all the different places? And why was it he was happy for everyone to see him in the mall, but said when he came at Xmas she had to pretend to be asleep so she DIDN'T see him?

Scary child!
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Oh, the irony!

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Oh, the irony! - by LastPoet - December 2, 2013 at 7:08 am
RE: Oh, the irony! - by pocaracas - December 2, 2013 at 9:47 am
RE: Oh, the irony! - by Jacob(smooth) - December 2, 2013 at 9:52 am
RE: Oh, the irony! - by Darth - December 2, 2013 at 10:20 am
RE: Oh, the irony! - by pocaracas - December 2, 2013 at 10:27 am
RE: Oh, the irony! - by LastPoet - December 2, 2013 at 10:22 am
RE: Oh, the irony! - by LastPoet - December 2, 2013 at 10:54 am
RE: Oh, the irony! - by pocaracas - December 2, 2013 at 11:01 am
RE: Oh, the irony! - by Walking Void - December 2, 2013 at 11:04 am
RE: Oh, the irony! - by Jacob(smooth) - December 2, 2013 at 11:10 am
RE: Oh, the irony! - by pocaracas - December 2, 2013 at 11:21 am
RE: Oh, the irony! - by Cyberman - December 2, 2013 at 11:23 am
Re: Oh, the irony! - by NoraBrimstone - December 2, 2013 at 11:53 am
RE: Oh, the irony! - by LastPoet - December 2, 2013 at 12:04 pm
RE: Oh, the irony! - by Walking Void - December 2, 2013 at 12:08 pm
Re: RE: Oh, the irony! - by NoraBrimstone - December 2, 2013 at 12:53 pm
RE: Oh, the irony! - by LastPoet - December 2, 2013 at 1:06 pm
RE: Oh, the irony! - by freedomfromforum - December 2, 2013 at 1:36 pm
RE: Oh, the irony! - by Wunsbee - December 2, 2013 at 1:35 pm
RE: Oh, the irony! - by Napoléon - December 2, 2013 at 4:14 pm
RE: Oh, the irony! - by LastPoet - December 2, 2013 at 4:22 pm
RE: Oh, the irony! - by Minimalist - December 2, 2013 at 4:29 pm
RE: Oh, the irony! - by Napoléon - December 2, 2013 at 4:27 pm
RE: Oh, the irony! - by LastPoet - December 2, 2013 at 5:10 pm
RE: Oh, the irony! - by Chas - December 2, 2013 at 5:19 pm
RE: Oh, the irony! - by Napoléon - December 2, 2013 at 4:30 pm
Re: RE: Oh, the irony! - by NoraBrimstone - December 2, 2013 at 5:00 pm
RE: Oh, the irony! - by Optimistic Mysanthrope - December 2, 2013 at 5:05 pm

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