The attempts of the atheists are only grotesque

[DOS]

Since we're quoting Russian literary figures, what about this classic quote from Chekov:

"Can you direct me to the nuclear wessels?"

No, I like this much better
"I am afraid of those who will look for tendenciousness between the lines and who are determined to see me either as a liberal or a conservative. I am neither a liberal nor a conservative, neither a gradualist nor a monk nor an indifferentist. I would like to be nothing more than a free artist, and I regret that God did not give me the gift to be one. I hate falseness and coercion in all their forms . . . . Pharisaism, stupidity and arbitrariness reign not merely in merchants' houses and police stations: I see them in science, in literature, among the young. That is why I have no particular passion for either policemen or butchers or scientists or writers or the young. I consider brand-names and labels a prejudice. My holy of holies is the human body, health, intelligence, talent, inspiration, love, and absolute freedom, freedom from force and falseness in whatever form they express themselves. That's the platform I'd subscribe to if I were a great artist."

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See, the reason we need a new flu shot every year is because existing flu bugs evolve into different forms and we have to get a new shot for the new form. I'm sure an evolution denyer like ourself is just going to go without a new flu shot, right?

Flu shot? In MotherRussia we're going Vodka shots!