The attempts of the atheists are only grotesque

[The Valkyrie]

1) The Atheists have no idea of whether the God, afterlife, soul exist.
2) The Atheists have a principal or a position unless an evidence is put to their face they will not accept that the afterlife exists and it puts the atheists on the cockroach level, the cockroaches have no clue about God either...
3) The Atheists are loving to be refering to the scientific studies, kind of that white light is not white, but is made up of seven colours to prove the point and it gets them nowhere.
4) The Atheists tend to believe they can make deals, contracts, stipulations with God, i.e. they will believe asap they pull the God's beard or grab his testicle.
5) The atheists know that the atheists descended from the Ape, the other part of the humanity puts that perspective under suspicion as it is still not proved whether the apes descended from man or otherwise. Nothing is proved, all is permitted.
The atheists are very smart people, their arguments are strong!

1. Neither do theists, they have a CLAIM. An unsupported claim, at that.
2. Most atheists I know don't make a difinitive claim that there's no afterlife. Most will openly admit they don't know. That doesn't mean we should believe in it blindly. If atheists are cockroaches that must make theists moths: they see something bright and head toward it, too dumb to realise they'll get burned.
3. Better to accept science than blind faith.
4. No, atheists don't believe in your god or any others. Therefore we don't make deals with imaginary beings. Your deity has testicles? I guess that must make up for the lack of balls in many of its followers.
5. No. Atheists accept, generally, that humans and apes share a common ancestor. Are there any other creationist strawmen you'd like to put up?