RE: Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
December 11, 2013 at 5:42 am
(This post was last modified: December 11, 2013 at 5:51 am by Cyberman.)
Yeah; too glossy, too small and covered in shit already.
I'd honestly never even heard of the bloke or his fap fantasies before getting hooked up to the web (cheers, Google
). In fact, as I recall my first exposure to Chick radiation was via the jhuger parodies - the "Kissing Hank's Ass" guy. To start with, they flew right over my head as I had no idea what I was looking at. It didn't take long for my sweet innocence to be violated.
Some time later, my sweet Princess and I were on our way back home from the cinema (Spiderman 3, as I recall) when we both spotted this little pamphlet on the ground. It took me a second or two but I recognised it as a genuine Chick tract... the first, and so far only, one I've ever seen in the wild. Of course, Sam was curious as to what it was, as she'd never seen one at all (I think she thought it was money at first) so she picked it up and leafed through it. A few pages later she'd seen enough and it was in its natural habitat, the bin.
I'd honestly never even heard of the bloke or his fap fantasies before getting hooked up to the web (cheers, Google
). In fact, as I recall my first exposure to Chick radiation was via the jhuger parodies - the "Kissing Hank's Ass" guy. To start with, they flew right over my head as I had no idea what I was looking at. It didn't take long for my sweet innocence to be violated.Some time later, my sweet Princess and I were on our way back home from the cinema (Spiderman 3, as I recall) when we both spotted this little pamphlet on the ground. It took me a second or two but I recognised it as a genuine Chick tract... the first, and so far only, one I've ever seen in the wild. Of course, Sam was curious as to what it was, as she'd never seen one at all (I think she thought it was money at first) so she picked it up and leafed through it. A few pages later she'd seen enough and it was in its natural habitat, the bin.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
