Proof of creation no atheist can debunk (100% bulletproof)

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I can't be bothered to work through all of this crap but just for starters:

Numbers form shapes and do very weird things according to magnetism. When you add numbers a certain way, different patterns arise which create geometrical shapes. It seems that the construction of our universe, galaxy, and solar system revolves around the number 9 somehow and this number comes up everywhere just as a woman is pregnant for 9 months displaying the 9 code.

The number 9 seems to govern not only properties of physical reality but also time:

Using the digital root method:

1,440 minutes in a day = adds up to 9
86,400 seconds in a day = adds up to 9
10,080 minutes in a week = adds up to 9
525,600 minutes in a year = adds up to 9

Minutes and seconds in a day, week, month, year will always reduce to 9. Totally unaffected by the varying number of days in months and years i.E "leap years".

The number 9 seems to govern time and space, it also seems to be existent and non existent at the same time.

Various multiples of different numbers have interesting properties. 11, for example:

11 * 11 = 121 - the 2 outside digits add up to the inner digit.
11 * 12 = 132 - fuck me there it goes again.

You can play with that to your heart's content.

With the number 9 any multiple of 9 can reduced back down to 9 by adding the digits. There's nothing magic here.

Now saying a woman is pregnant for 9 months like it means something is just silly. A pregnancy usually lasts between 38 and 40 weeks - neither of which are divisible by 9.

For the number of minutes in a day, 1440 the first question is - is it divisible by 9? Why, yes it is 160 times. We know therefore, without looking that the digits will add up to 9.

All the other numbers quoted are simply multiples of this number. Any multiple of a number that is divisible by a factor will, in turn, be divisible by that factor:

86,400 seconds in a day = adds up to 9 (minutes in a day * 60)
10,080 minutes in a week = adds up to 9 (minutes in a day * 7)
525,600 minutes in a year = adds up to 9 (minutes in a day * 365)

None of this is either magic or surprising. It will work with any variables - if there were 10 days in a week, 11 weeks in a month and 234 months in a year the result would always be divisible by 9.

Its also worth bearing in mind the selectivity in the numbers:

60 seconds in a minute (not divisible by 9)
60 minutes in a hour (not divisible by 9)
24 hours in a day (not divisible by 9)
7 days in a week (not divisible by 9)
52 weeks in a year (not divisible by 9)
And so on a and so forth.

Sorry dude - but once I saw this bullshit you lost.