Evangelist and founder of Family Radio Harold Camping died on Sunday surrounded by family, two weeks after suffering injuries sustained from a fall at his home. Camping is of course best known for his failed predictions of the End Times and JC's return, applying convoluted mathematical gymnastics to bible verses to obtain dates which ranged widely from September 1994 to May 21-October 21 2011. He even made Time Magazine's list of "Top Ten Failed Predictions", though in March of 2012 he apologised for being wrong and vowed to retire from the Doomsday Prediction game.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
