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"The bible test" Answered.
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RE: "The bible test" Answered.
December 20, 2013 at 5:43 pm
Semantics. There was probably never a prophet named Jonah, and if there was, he most certainly could not survive three days in the belly of a fish/whale/aquatic behemoth. Same goes for Jesus; if he was real, then he probably didn't rise after three days of being dead. However, Drich is correct that the analogy is sound.

The moral of the story: analogies can be valid all day long, but, in the end, if they don't reflect reality with real consequences, then why should we care about them? And if Jesus is an archetype of the Jonah story, it just goes further to prove how fabricated his claims of divinity really are.
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"The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 4, 2013 at 7:08 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Paraselene - December 4, 2013 at 7:28 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by freedomfromforum - December 4, 2013 at 7:33 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Fidel_Castronaut - December 5, 2013 at 7:23 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ryantology - December 4, 2013 at 7:41 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Captain Colostomy - December 4, 2013 at 7:45 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Doubting Thomas - December 5, 2013 at 11:20 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Esquilax - December 5, 2013 at 6:50 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 5, 2013 at 10:42 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Single910 - December 12, 2013 at 8:46 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Minimalist - December 4, 2013 at 7:58 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Faith No More - December 4, 2013 at 8:00 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by LastPoet - December 5, 2013 at 6:57 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Sejanus - December 5, 2013 at 7:15 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by max-greece - December 5, 2013 at 8:09 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by max-greece - December 10, 2013 at 3:02 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 10, 2013 at 1:16 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by max-greece - December 10, 2013 at 2:15 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 10, 2013 at 3:57 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by max-greece - December 11, 2013 at 3:46 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by ThomM - December 10, 2013 at 7:12 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by xpastor - December 5, 2013 at 10:56 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 5, 2013 at 1:38 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by xpastor - December 5, 2013 at 5:43 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 6, 2013 at 11:19 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by xpastor - December 7, 2013 at 4:52 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Aractus - December 7, 2013 at 7:51 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by max-greece - December 5, 2013 at 11:55 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Bad Writer - December 5, 2013 at 2:09 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 5, 2013 at 4:53 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Minimalist - December 5, 2013 at 8:36 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by xpastor - December 6, 2013 at 11:28 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 9, 2013 at 9:46 am
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RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 10, 2013 at 1:13 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Aractus - December 10, 2013 at 2:11 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 10, 2013 at 10:12 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by MindForgedManacle - December 10, 2013 at 11:57 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Aractus - December 11, 2013 at 2:53 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 11, 2013 at 10:29 am
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RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 11, 2013 at 12:02 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 11, 2013 at 12:06 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 11, 2013 at 12:31 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 11, 2013 at 3:28 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by xpastor - December 11, 2013 at 12:49 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by max-greece - December 11, 2013 at 1:17 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by max-greece - December 11, 2013 at 11:49 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Aractus - December 13, 2013 at 8:43 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by xpastor - December 13, 2013 at 10:05 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 13, 2013 at 10:27 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Aractus - December 14, 2013 at 12:11 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 14, 2013 at 2:22 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Aractus - December 14, 2013 at 2:39 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 16, 2013 at 10:38 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 16, 2013 at 10:43 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 18, 2013 at 10:39 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by ThomM - December 17, 2013 at 4:27 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Godschild - December 6, 2013 at 9:12 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Cinjin - December 6, 2013 at 9:42 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Faith No More - December 6, 2013 at 10:05 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by LostLocke - December 7, 2013 at 1:29 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ryantology - December 7, 2013 at 8:29 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by xpastor - December 7, 2013 at 3:15 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Godschild - December 7, 2013 at 6:03 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by xpastor - December 7, 2013 at 7:26 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 9, 2013 at 12:35 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Minimalist - December 6, 2013 at 9:57 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Aractus - December 6, 2013 at 10:18 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by WesOlsen - December 7, 2013 at 1:46 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Cinjin - December 8, 2013 at 2:51 am
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RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by max-greece - December 9, 2013 at 10:50 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 9, 2013 at 11:04 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Minimalist - December 10, 2013 at 1:31 am
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RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Lemonvariable72 - December 10, 2013 at 2:27 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by MindForgedManacle - December 10, 2013 at 3:07 am
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RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by ThomM - December 10, 2013 at 1:10 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 11, 2013 at 1:10 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 11, 2013 at 1:35 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 11, 2013 at 5:11 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Tonus - December 11, 2013 at 9:57 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 12, 2013 at 11:24 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by xpastor - December 11, 2013 at 4:06 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 11, 2013 at 5:21 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 11, 2013 at 5:29 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 11, 2013 at 11:21 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by xpastor - December 11, 2013 at 1:32 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 11, 2013 at 3:10 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Tonus - December 11, 2013 at 3:48 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 11, 2013 at 4:22 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Lemonvariable72 - December 11, 2013 at 3:41 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Minimalist - December 11, 2013 at 3:46 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 11, 2013 at 3:51 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 11, 2013 at 5:17 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 11, 2013 at 5:20 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by ThomM - December 11, 2013 at 6:34 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Lemonvariable72 - December 11, 2013 at 6:41 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by ThomM - December 11, 2013 at 7:22 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by xpastor - December 11, 2013 at 6:55 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 12, 2013 at 10:53 am
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RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 12, 2013 at 12:29 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 11, 2013 at 4:12 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Minimalist - December 11, 2013 at 4:13 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by xpastor - December 11, 2013 at 4:49 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 11, 2013 at 5:15 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 11, 2013 at 6:45 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Lemonvariable72 - December 11, 2013 at 6:47 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 11, 2013 at 6:59 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 12, 2013 at 11:18 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 11, 2013 at 11:41 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 12, 2013 at 11:45 am
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RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 12, 2013 at 4:27 pm
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RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 12, 2013 at 9:53 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Minimalist - December 12, 2013 at 4:53 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 12, 2013 at 5:34 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by xpastor - December 12, 2013 at 5:41 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 12, 2013 at 5:54 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 12, 2013 at 10:14 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Minimalist - December 12, 2013 at 7:39 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by xpastor - December 13, 2013 at 7:35 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 12, 2013 at 10:14 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 12, 2013 at 10:47 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 12, 2013 at 10:19 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 12, 2013 at 10:50 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by MindForgedManacle - December 12, 2013 at 10:31 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 12, 2013 at 10:55 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 12, 2013 at 10:48 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 12, 2013 at 10:54 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 12, 2013 at 11:02 pm
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RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Lemonvariable72 - December 16, 2013 at 4:02 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 17, 2013 at 11:15 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by xpastor - December 17, 2013 at 4:45 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Lemonvariable72 - December 18, 2013 at 11:47 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Esquilax - December 18, 2013 at 12:01 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Lemonvariable72 - December 18, 2013 at 12:24 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Esquilax - December 18, 2013 at 12:26 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Lemonvariable72 - December 18, 2013 at 2:41 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Tonus - December 18, 2013 at 12:06 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Bad Writer - December 18, 2013 at 1:56 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by xpastor - December 18, 2013 at 2:55 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 19, 2013 at 1:35 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Esquilax - December 19, 2013 at 8:53 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Tonus - December 19, 2013 at 10:03 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 19, 2013 at 10:17 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by WesOlsen - December 18, 2013 at 3:10 pm
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RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 19, 2013 at 8:51 am
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RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 19, 2013 at 11:02 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Esquilax - December 19, 2013 at 1:11 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 20, 2013 at 10:41 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Bad Writer - December 20, 2013 at 1:48 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Lemonvariable72 - December 19, 2013 at 10:03 am
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RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by LostLocke - December 21, 2013 at 1:17 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Esquilax - December 20, 2013 at 11:03 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 20, 2013 at 11:36 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by xpastor - December 20, 2013 at 11:46 am
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Drich - December 20, 2013 at 3:15 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 20, 2013 at 3:13 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by WesOlsen - December 20, 2013 at 4:54 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 20, 2013 at 5:36 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Bad Writer - December 20, 2013 at 5:43 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Ksa - December 20, 2013 at 6:47 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Lemonvariable72 - December 20, 2013 at 5:53 pm
RE: "The bible test" Answered. - by Bad Writer - December 20, 2013 at 6:51 pm
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