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Greetings from Down Under
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RE: Greetings from Down Under
(December 24, 2013 at 8:09 pm)Snidely Whiplash Wrote: I'm a 71 year old geriatric from Victoria, Australia. I have been retired for 16 years. I live with my two four-legged Gods, Dash and Gus, who are supposed to be Golden retrievers. However I seem to be their retriever as well as their butler, chef, masseur, cleaner, and general dog's body.

I was expelled from a Christian Brothers ("Buggers" is more like it!) school in early 8th grade for punching a Brother and breaking his nose. Excluding in-house trade courses I had no further formal education.

Most of my working life was spent with the Civil Aviation Authority as a Radio Lineman/Rigger. I retired from there in 1990 and did 2 years of a Community Development Diploma before the majority militant Marxist feminists in the course drove me fucking insane and I dropped it.

I started my own business in 1992 and it went absolutely gang busters from the start so I was able to retire comfortably from the workforce in 1998.

I hate all religions. However I believe the Abrahamic religions are, and always have been, the bane of humanity. Essentially these three vile cults inculcate a sense of smug superiority in their members and over unbelievers, who they see as a sinful untermenschen fit only for a subordinate, servile role to them here on earth and for hell fire fuel in the hereafter. These posers secretly believe they are Gods-in-waiting, "His" earthly ambassadors, and his Inquisitorial decency police, tasked with arraigning, prejudging, and condemned sinners on Jesus' behalf.

Naturally these natural born control freaks and wannabe Nazi Blockleiters will vehemently deny all this on a stack of Bibles. But if they are true believers of what is fundamentally the Hebrew Mein Kampf, i.e. the Bible, they couldn't help but to be so.

If I had my way they would be outlawed and an open season declared on them all. Wink

There, I hope this doesn't get me banned before I even start! Undecided

Hello and welcome from Perth WA.

Which bit of Vicbloodytoria are you in?

I lived in Traralgon before I headed west.
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Greetings from Down Under - by Snidely Whiplash - December 24, 2013 at 8:09 pm
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Napoléon - December 24, 2013 at 8:16 pm
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Captain Colostomy - December 24, 2013 at 8:16 pm
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Raeven - December 24, 2013 at 8:19 pm
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Zen Badger - December 24, 2013 at 8:37 pm
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Snidely Whiplash - December 24, 2013 at 9:11 pm
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Minimalist - December 24, 2013 at 8:48 pm
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Snidely Whiplash - December 24, 2013 at 9:15 pm
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Snidely Whiplash - December 25, 2013 at 10:31 pm
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Zen Badger - December 24, 2013 at 9:13 pm
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Brakeman - December 24, 2013 at 9:22 pm
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Zen Badger - December 24, 2013 at 9:25 pm
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Snidely Whiplash - December 25, 2013 at 8:18 am
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Brakeman - December 25, 2013 at 11:41 am
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by KichigaiNeko - December 24, 2013 at 11:26 pm
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Angrboda - December 24, 2013 at 11:34 pm
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Kayenneh - December 25, 2013 at 2:58 am
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Justtristo - December 25, 2013 at 4:59 am
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Snidely Whiplash - December 25, 2013 at 5:39 am
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Angrboda - December 25, 2013 at 2:10 pm
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Minimalist - December 25, 2013 at 10:40 pm
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Snidely Whiplash - December 25, 2013 at 10:59 pm
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Minimalist - December 25, 2013 at 11:20 pm
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Snidely Whiplash - December 26, 2013 at 12:52 am
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by pocaracas - December 26, 2013 at 2:30 am
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by rexbeccarox - December 26, 2013 at 9:54 am
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Minimalist - December 26, 2013 at 11:29 am
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Snidely Whiplash - December 26, 2013 at 5:45 pm
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by LastPoet - December 26, 2013 at 6:59 pm
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Snidely Whiplash - December 29, 2013 at 9:56 pm
RE: Greetings from Down Under - by Aractus - January 4, 2014 at 5:03 am

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