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Will there be boobies in heaven?

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Will there be boobies in heaven?
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
January 18, 2014 at 12:45 pm (This post was last modified: January 18, 2014 at 12:46 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(January 17, 2014 at 10:24 pm)Lek Wrote:
(January 14, 2014 at 9:06 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: It seems like heaven would be a pretty bland place to spend eternity if it was unisex. So will I be getting it on with the angelic babes up there or not?

If you don't believe in heaven, you can suggest improvements for heaven to the Christian god on behalf of his children.

We will have bodies in heaven, so it seems likely to me that there will be boobies in heaven.


Indeed, since only boobs believe in heaven, heaven can surely have nothing but boobies.
(January 15, 2014 at 7:16 am)pocaracas Wrote: Why do you guys care about boobies, if you'll be disembodied, non-corporeal, non-physical, ghost-like entities?

It's a matter of self respect.
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Will there be boobies in heaven?

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Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Mudhammam - January 14, 2014 at 9:06 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Lemonvariable72 - January 14, 2014 at 9:11 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Jacob(smooth) - January 15, 2014 at 7:16 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by StoryBook - January 14, 2014 at 9:20 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Napoléon - January 14, 2014 at 9:32 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by The Valkyrie - January 14, 2014 at 9:58 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Cyberman - January 14, 2014 at 10:17 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Whateverist - January 14, 2014 at 10:18 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Minimalist - January 14, 2014 at 10:23 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by BrokenQuill92 - January 14, 2014 at 10:40 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Fruity - January 14, 2014 at 11:16 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by c172 - January 14, 2014 at 11:23 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by MindForgedManacle - January 15, 2014 at 12:41 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Lemonvariable72 - January 15, 2014 at 1:15 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Angrboda - January 15, 2014 at 1:19 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Minimalist - January 15, 2014 at 1:26 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Lemonvariable72 - January 15, 2014 at 1:36 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Zen Badger - January 15, 2014 at 7:06 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by pocaracas - January 15, 2014 at 7:16 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Mudhammam - January 15, 2014 at 9:06 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by zebo-the-fat - January 15, 2014 at 4:31 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Sword of Christ - January 15, 2014 at 5:24 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by pocaracas - January 15, 2014 at 6:33 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Sword of Christ - January 15, 2014 at 7:48 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by pocaracas - January 15, 2014 at 8:00 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Sword of Christ - January 18, 2014 at 12:42 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by pocaracas - January 18, 2014 at 1:34 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by NoraBrimstone - January 15, 2014 at 6:07 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Lek - January 17, 2014 at 10:24 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Anomalocaris - January 18, 2014 at 12:45 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Minimalist - January 18, 2014 at 12:53 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Lek - January 18, 2014 at 1:51 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Esquilax - January 18, 2014 at 1:58 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Minimalist - January 18, 2014 at 2:07 pm

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