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Will there be boobies in heaven?

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Will there be boobies in heaven?
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
January 14, 2014 at 11:23 pm
As long as some of them are itty bitty. 'cause the Committee is on its way.
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
January 15, 2014 at 12:41 am
P1) If God exists, there will be boobs in heaven.
P2) God exists.
C) There will be boobs in heaven.


Theists, you gonna deny this? Wink
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
January 15, 2014 at 1:15 am
(January 15, 2014 at 12:41 am)MindForgedManacle Wrote: P1) If God exists, there will be boobs in heaven.
P2) God exists.
C) There will be boobs in heaven.


Theists, you gonna deny this? Wink

Who would like boobs more then the being that created them first?
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#14
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
January 15, 2014 at 1:19 am



If I make it into heaven, there will be boobs in heaven. Fat lot of good that will do you, because you won't be touching them. Though I hear anal with an angel has much to recommend it, catcher or pitcher.

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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
January 15, 2014 at 1:26 am
Yes.........

[Image: Sheylas-boobs-threat-for-life.jpg]


Heavenly......
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
January 15, 2014 at 1:36 am
(January 15, 2014 at 1:26 am)Minimalist Wrote: Yes.........

[Image: Sheylas-boobs-threat-for-life.jpg]


Heavenly......

Omg I found it, I found heaven.
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Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
January 15, 2014 at 7:06 am
I don't know if heaven will have bewbies.

But I'm sure it will have some right tits living there.
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
January 15, 2014 at 7:16 am
Why do you guys care about boobies, if you'll be disembodied, non-corporeal, non-physical, ghost-like entities?
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
January 15, 2014 at 7:16 am (This post was last modified: January 15, 2014 at 7:19 am by Jacob(smooth).)
(January 14, 2014 at 9:11 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote:
(January 14, 2014 at 9:06 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: It seems like heaven would be a pretty bland place to spend eternity if it was unisex. So will I be getting it on with the angelic babes up there or not?

If you don't believe in heaven, you can suggest improvements for heaven to the Christian god on behalf of his children.
Hrm. Well apparently the Muslims get 72 virgins if they die in service of Allah. But as for improvements, how about the option to reincarnate and start all over agian invade eternity gets to yah?

Sucks for the virgins Undecided.

I suspect heaven could contain the essence of Bewbs.

And penises as well, for them as wants them (let's be fair)
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
January 15, 2014 at 9:06 am (This post was last modified: January 15, 2014 at 9:06 am by Mudhammam.)
(January 15, 2014 at 7:16 am)pocaracas Wrote: Why do you guys care about boobies, if you'll be disembodied, non-corporeal, non-physical, ghost-like entities?

Yes, with non-physical, ghost-like hard-ons for all the disembodied, non-corporeal Kate Uptons. Or are the Kate Uptons only in the "other place"?
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