Preacher joke 01
January 19, 2014 at 12:15 am
(This post was last modified: January 19, 2014 at 12:46 am by Drich.)
These are the types of jokes that all of you are missing out on Sunday mornings.
Two guys were hunting in an old corn field, when the came across a large deep hole. So deep they could not see the bottom. The first one says: " oooie, that sure looks deep, I wonder how far it is to the bottom?" The second guy say "idk, throw something in and we count to see how long it takes to hit the bottom." So they look around and one finds an old rusty tractor transmission.
They both agree that it will work so the roll it over to the hole and kick it in.. A few seconds went by and nothing, then a few more, still nothing, then the hear a bell and a goat screaming at them, they turn around and see the goat coming at them faster than they've ever seen any animal run.. The step a side quickly as the goat made a beeline to the hole, and without skipping a step he jumps in...
The first hunter was very confused and asked the second, ' have you ever seen anything like that before?' The second said, "nope, I ain't seen noth'n like that ever in my life. So they turn around and begin to walk back to their truck.
Half way back, a farmer approaches then and asks have you seen my goat? He then describes the goat they both saw jump into the hole.. They said yes and described what happen.. The farmer shook his head and said, that it couldn't have been my goat because he was tied to an old tractor transmission that was in that field.
I know its baaad, but I think that's the point..
Two guys were hunting in an old corn field, when the came across a large deep hole. So deep they could not see the bottom. The first one says: " oooie, that sure looks deep, I wonder how far it is to the bottom?" The second guy say "idk, throw something in and we count to see how long it takes to hit the bottom." So they look around and one finds an old rusty tractor transmission.
They both agree that it will work so the roll it over to the hole and kick it in.. A few seconds went by and nothing, then a few more, still nothing, then the hear a bell and a goat screaming at them, they turn around and see the goat coming at them faster than they've ever seen any animal run.. The step a side quickly as the goat made a beeline to the hole, and without skipping a step he jumps in...
The first hunter was very confused and asked the second, ' have you ever seen anything like that before?' The second said, "nope, I ain't seen noth'n like that ever in my life. So they turn around and begin to walk back to their truck.
Half way back, a farmer approaches then and asks have you seen my goat? He then describes the goat they both saw jump into the hole.. They said yes and described what happen.. The farmer shook his head and said, that it couldn't have been my goat because he was tied to an old tractor transmission that was in that field.
I know its baaad, but I think that's the point..
