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RE: Preacher joke 01
January 19, 2014 at 1:13 am (This post was last modified: January 19, 2014 at 1:13 am by Minimalist.)
Quote:A Hard Walmart Job


To afford my 'lifestyle' I've been forced to seek employment... To help pay the bills! As well, in these tight economic times, you can't really be too choosy about a job opportunity... You take what's available when it's available.

I never saw myself as a sales clerk helping out in women's clothing, but you take what you can get on short notice!

Walmart hired me on the spot... Had a choice of two openings... A Walmart Greeter, or, an Assistant in the Women's Jean Dept. I just wanted to tell you myself, just in case your wives or girlfriends come to Walmart to try on jeans.

Kinda enjoyed my first day on the job... Now I'm thinking about making it 'full time' employment!












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Preacher joke 01 - by Drich - January 19, 2014 at 12:15 am
RE: Preacher joke 01 - by Minimalist - January 19, 2014 at 1:13 am
RE: Preacher joke 01 - by Drich - January 19, 2014 at 4:01 pm
RE: Preacher joke 01 - by Sejanus - January 19, 2014 at 3:03 am
RE: Preacher joke 01 - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 19, 2014 at 4:08 pm
RE: Preacher joke 01 - by Cato - January 19, 2014 at 7:20 pm
RE: Preacher joke 01 - by Drich - January 20, 2014 at 12:31 am
RE: Preacher joke 01 - by Cinjin - January 19, 2014 at 7:45 pm
RE: Preacher joke 01 - by ShaMan - January 19, 2014 at 7:48 pm

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