Three nuns sitting on a park bench saw a streaker run past. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, the third nun didn't touch him.
*****
Two nuns are driving late at night, when a vampire steps into the middle of the road. 'What should I do? asks the nun at the wheel. The passenger says, 'Show him your cross.'
She leans out of the window and shouts, 'GET OUT OF THE ROAD, YA TOOTHY GIT!!'
*****
A nun is having a bath when there's a knock at the door.
'Who is it?' she asks.
A male voice answers, 'It's the blind man. Can I come in?' The nun thinks that since he's blind there's no harm, so she tells him to come in.
The man enters, has a good, long look and says, 'Nice tits, sister. Now, where should I hang these blinds?'
*****
Boru
*****
Two nuns are driving late at night, when a vampire steps into the middle of the road. 'What should I do? asks the nun at the wheel. The passenger says, 'Show him your cross.'
She leans out of the window and shouts, 'GET OUT OF THE ROAD, YA TOOTHY GIT!!'
*****
A nun is having a bath when there's a knock at the door.
'Who is it?' she asks.
A male voice answers, 'It's the blind man. Can I come in?' The nun thinks that since he's blind there's no harm, so she tells him to come in.
The man enters, has a good, long look and says, 'Nice tits, sister. Now, where should I hang these blinds?'
*****
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
