RE: My definition of being an atheist.
January 21, 2014 at 4:47 pm
(This post was last modified: January 21, 2014 at 4:49 pm by Mudhammam.)
My definition of an atheist is doing the following at least once a month:
1. Knocking an old lady off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic.
2. Beating up a homeless man, preferably a veteran.
3. Jerking off into the Gospel accounts.
4. Smoking crack with a prostitute, provided by the prostitute, while she blows you in a concealed public location (Subway parking lots, for example).
5. Killing said prostitute.
If you do all the above, you're a good atheist in my book.
1. Knocking an old lady off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic.
2. Beating up a homeless man, preferably a veteran.
3. Jerking off into the Gospel accounts.
4. Smoking crack with a prostitute, provided by the prostitute, while she blows you in a concealed public location (Subway parking lots, for example).
5. Killing said prostitute.
If you do all the above, you're a good atheist in my book.
