Christian Myths and Atheists Lies

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Atheist Myths and Christian Lies
In this thread we will explore the lies and myths many Christians have unwittingly been indoctrinated into accepting. Lies and myths with no basis in fact or truth, lies and myths they passively accept and pass along amongst each other and their new converts. Lies and myths they snobbishly believe makes them more educated than atheists and other non believers. Lies and myths that show they are victims of disinformation and distortion more than any non-believer.
With that let us begin

1. Atheists can't dance.

One of the biggest lies perpetuated by Christians. It takes only a modicum of reading and intelligence to realize Atheists founded the electric slide, the macarena and that Soulja Boy dance that everyone was doing around 2 years back. You know, that one where he goes "Supaman that hooo!". I digress. In fact, most of the contemporary dances of the United States were established by Atheists.


2. Atheists are against honeybadgers

Many and in fact most honeybadgers have been atheist. Here's a list of 3 I can post the pictures of at least 30 more influential atheists honeybadgers with the bat of an eye








3. Atheists believed the moon was made of cheese

The myth that atheists, in a drug induced high, thought the moon was made of cheese was given a massive boost by Adobe's plucky little jpeg editing software known as Photoshop. This program has become something of a running joke amongst the photo editing community and it is dutifully mentioned as a prime example of misinformation in the preface of most modern works on the moon and its composition.





- in other words none of the great atheists of the world had considered the matter in doubt.
What can be stated categorically was that a cheese moon was at no time ever an element of atheist doctrine and that no one was ever persecuted or pressurised into believing it.