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only Catholics go to Heaven
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RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
(January 30, 2014 at 4:54 pm)RC_Dave33 Wrote: I've noticed that all the replies from you atheists are foolish and silly comments. You atheist heathens have nothing to offer, but instead are immoral, prideful and arrogant reprobates on the road to damnation in the fires of hell. The only hope for you is to believe, repent of your sins and be water baptized into God's one true Holy Catholic Church before the end of your lives.

Only Catholics go to heaven when they die. This Youtube video proves that I am correct....


Well there's not a lot else we can say. Obviously we don't believe in Yahweh, Jesus, or hell, and we don't think too much about an organization that has rampant sodomy due to forcing celibacy from priests while not castrating them so they won't have those distracting hormones that cause them to sodomize children. You build opulent cathedrals, despite Jesus saying it's harder for a rich man to get into heaven than a camel through the eye of the needle.

If my post about you not being as convincing due to not typing in caps bothers you, and you want something more serious, there it is. You don't have any more evidence than protestants, and you have problems with sodomy and the hording of wealth. Castrating your priests and giving up the wealth won't prove the existence of god, but it will go farther to give catholics a good name.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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only Catholics go to Heaven - by RC_Dave33 - January 30, 2014 at 6:27 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Cato - January 30, 2014 at 6:33 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Nine - January 30, 2014 at 6:33 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Ryantology - January 30, 2014 at 6:42 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Shaggy - January 30, 2014 at 6:50 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Sejanus - January 30, 2014 at 7:23 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Zen Badger - January 30, 2014 at 7:40 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Kayenneh - January 30, 2014 at 7:41 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Chad32 - January 30, 2014 at 8:00 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Chas - January 30, 2014 at 8:31 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Ben Davis - January 30, 2014 at 9:45 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Chad32 - January 30, 2014 at 8:42 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by KichigaiNeko - January 30, 2014 at 8:49 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Faith No More - January 30, 2014 at 9:02 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Assimilate - January 30, 2014 at 9:41 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by truthBtold - January 30, 2014 at 10:32 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by No_God - January 30, 2014 at 10:42 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by c172 - January 30, 2014 at 10:49 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by ThePinsir - January 30, 2014 at 11:32 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Chad32 - January 30, 2014 at 11:47 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by houseofcantor - January 30, 2014 at 11:56 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by max-greece - January 30, 2014 at 12:26 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Minimalist - January 30, 2014 at 12:27 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by pocaracas - January 30, 2014 at 12:31 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by RC_Dave33 - January 30, 2014 at 4:54 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by houseofcantor - January 30, 2014 at 5:04 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Chad32 - January 30, 2014 at 5:25 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by pocaracas - January 30, 2014 at 6:21 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Jackalope - January 30, 2014 at 9:04 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Tonus - January 30, 2014 at 4:57 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Cato - January 30, 2014 at 4:58 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Kayenneh - January 30, 2014 at 5:00 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Godschild - January 30, 2014 at 5:07 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by houseofcantor - January 30, 2014 at 5:22 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Godschild - January 31, 2014 at 2:47 am
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Cato - January 30, 2014 at 5:55 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Cyberman - January 30, 2014 at 5:08 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by The Valkyrie - January 30, 2014 at 6:01 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - January 30, 2014 at 6:17 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Kayenneh - January 30, 2014 at 6:25 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by The Valkyrie - January 30, 2014 at 6:29 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by pocaracas - January 30, 2014 at 6:30 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by houseofcantor - January 30, 2014 at 6:36 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by pocaracas - January 30, 2014 at 6:48 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by houseofcantor - January 30, 2014 at 7:20 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by pocaracas - January 30, 2014 at 7:25 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Darkstar - January 30, 2014 at 7:05 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Kayenneh - January 30, 2014 at 7:07 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Cato - January 30, 2014 at 7:24 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Chad32 - January 30, 2014 at 7:35 pm
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven - by Ryantology - January 30, 2014 at 9:39 pm

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