I often go out - when I do go out - and find I've left the back door unlocked, not to mention a window or two open. Unless Spiderman goes on a crime spree, it doesn't seem all that important on the fourth floor.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'