Lets see - what have you got to look forward to?
Well - there's your morning face. You wake up in the morning each day and your face looks as rumpled as the bed covers. Every day it takes a little longer to straighten out. You know that one day you will go to bed that evening still in your morning face.
Then there's the noises you make for no good reason like the half groan you emit when you do something tricky. Again each day the definition of tricky gets a bit broader and starts to include things like getting up from a chair and then sitting down in a chair or any form of movement.
Your hair gets bored in the location it used to live and moves to places its never been before. Nose, ears and arse are major new interesting locations for it, along with the small of your back. The top of your head is obviously completely passe.
You also no longer have any hair on the lower part of your legs and feet so it looks like you are wearing socks permanently.
Aches and pains appear in places you were never aware of before. Neck, back, knees, elbows, toes, fingers and more all decide its time to remind you they exist.
Conversations with friends stop being about women, cars and sport and move on to proctologists, the best pain killers and discounts on viagra.
You know what? - Some things are better off as surprises - so I'll stop there.
Well - there's your morning face. You wake up in the morning each day and your face looks as rumpled as the bed covers. Every day it takes a little longer to straighten out. You know that one day you will go to bed that evening still in your morning face.
Then there's the noises you make for no good reason like the half groan you emit when you do something tricky. Again each day the definition of tricky gets a bit broader and starts to include things like getting up from a chair and then sitting down in a chair or any form of movement.
Your hair gets bored in the location it used to live and moves to places its never been before. Nose, ears and arse are major new interesting locations for it, along with the small of your back. The top of your head is obviously completely passe.
You also no longer have any hair on the lower part of your legs and feet so it looks like you are wearing socks permanently.
Aches and pains appear in places you were never aware of before. Neck, back, knees, elbows, toes, fingers and more all decide its time to remind you they exist.
Conversations with friends stop being about women, cars and sport and move on to proctologists, the best pain killers and discounts on viagra.
You know what? - Some things are better off as surprises - so I'll stop there.
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
