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'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
It's almost as though his god has a poetic sense of humour, isn't it? Or doesn't exist. In any case, I foresee that his followers won't learn a damn thing, in a ridiculously Darwinian sense.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Cyberman - February 16, 2014 at 7:05 pm

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