Yeah, I still love watching "Syfy Originals." So bad they're hilarious.
Puppet Master was meh so I decided not to watch Demonic Toys. Now what am I going to do? I've watched all the Stephen King and HP Lovecraft adaptations. If there are any Edgar Allen Poe adaptations, they probably suck. I think I've watched every movie Tim Burton ever made. I've watched every movie with "lesbian vampire" in its keywords on imdb. And the ones with the combination of "vampire" and "full female frontal nudity."
Ah, fuck it, I'll just rewatch Slumber Party Massacre. It's written by famously gay Rita Mae Brown, and while they tried to turn her satire into a straight slasher flick, there's still a bit of tongue-in-cheek humor left in there to enjoy.
Puppet Master was meh so I decided not to watch Demonic Toys. Now what am I going to do? I've watched all the Stephen King and HP Lovecraft adaptations. If there are any Edgar Allen Poe adaptations, they probably suck. I think I've watched every movie Tim Burton ever made. I've watched every movie with "lesbian vampire" in its keywords on imdb. And the ones with the combination of "vampire" and "full female frontal nudity."
Ah, fuck it, I'll just rewatch Slumber Party Massacre. It's written by famously gay Rita Mae Brown, and while they tried to turn her satire into a straight slasher flick, there's still a bit of tongue-in-cheek humor left in there to enjoy.