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The Devil aka. Satan
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RE: The Devil aka. Satan
He was just a talking snake. They put it in there to explain why we fear snakes, since back then they didn't know about poisonous animals. They called it "fire", and though snakes had hypnotic powers because they'd watch a snake eat something that wasn't moving out of the way. Because it was already dead from poison.

Ok, well I've never heard of it being in heaven.

Christians can say a lot of things. The torah/old testament was made a thousand years prior, worshiping a deity that was not all powerful, knowing, or present, and the closest thing to Satan was ha satan, a title for an angel working for the lord. Jews are welcome to correct me if they like.

Christians love to incorporate other religious beliefs into their religion to help converts.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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The Devil aka. Satan - by God Is Not Gr8 - February 25, 2014 at 3:59 pm
RE: The Devil aka. Satan - by Chad32 - February 25, 2014 at 4:20 pm
RE: The Devil aka. Satan - by God Is Not Gr8 - February 25, 2014 at 5:12 pm
RE: The Devil aka. Satan - by Tonus - February 25, 2014 at 5:20 pm
RE: The Devil aka. Satan - by Chad32 - February 25, 2014 at 5:23 pm
RE: The Devil aka. Satan - by professor - February 25, 2014 at 6:23 pm
RE: The Devil aka. Satan - by Chad32 - February 25, 2014 at 7:27 pm
RE: The Devil aka. Satan - by ThePinsir - February 25, 2014 at 8:46 pm
RE: The Devil aka. Satan - by Minimalist - February 25, 2014 at 8:50 pm
RE: The Devil aka. Satan - by truthBtold - February 25, 2014 at 8:55 pm
RE: The Devil aka. Satan - by professor - February 25, 2014 at 9:44 pm
RE: The Devil aka. Satan - by Chad32 - February 25, 2014 at 9:49 pm
RE: The Devil aka. Satan - by professor - February 25, 2014 at 10:12 pm
RE: The Devil aka. Satan - by Chad32 - February 25, 2014 at 10:37 pm
RE: The Devil aka. Satan - by professor - February 25, 2014 at 10:48 pm

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