What would you think of making this a required safety feature?

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I have many guns. They sit and wait. Some are on me and some are in locations available to me. I don't need to worry about a battery going dead or a stupid watch to remember. Besides, I'd look like a dumbass with watches going from my wrist to my elbow on both arms.

So, are all those guns useless because they might jam in a dangerous situation? Are your arms useless because you might miss? Your whole point is based on erroneous reasoning, especially since for every slight worry such a gun would give you, you no longer have to worry about anyone stealing your gun from you and using it on you. I'd suggest that, in the "things to worry about" category, getting shot in the face with your own gun is a much scarier imaginary concern.

I am curious, do you own or have you ever fired any gun?

I have never owned or fired a gun, nor have I ever needed to, which is how I know that this narrative you're trying to spin is overblown.