Marriage equality: Texas

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

I definitely shouldn't have insulted them, though if I was dating a girl, my peers would be expecting me to have sex. In fact they thought it was weird that I didn't know what orgasms were, how to use a condom, or basically have any experience with sex.

I think a big part of it was that I had some problems producing testosterone, so I really just wasn't horny. I had to start taking shots at about age 16, and it was a while after that before I started masturbating. Boy did that change everything.

Wait, you weren't horny as a teenager... and you didn't start masturbating until you were 16? Are you sure your birth parents weren't from Krypton?