The Task - Some reality show contestants have to stay in an abandoned prison overnight in order to win $20,000 each. The catch? They have to do some really stupid awful tasks along the way. Also, 20 homeless people have died over the years in that prison, but for some reason, the network approved this show anyway. The rest of what happens is spoilery, so here, hide tags:
Area 407 - You know what's cooler than a plane crash? Motherfucking dinosaurs. And these aren't just any dinosaurs, these are predators that don't just kill in order to feed, but kill everything just because. So you survived the plane crash and the dinosaurs? Well that's great, but
Apparently a sequel was planned which upped the cool factor by adding zombies to the mix, but for some reason it didn't come out last year when it was supposed to. That sucks because I would totally watch it.
Absentia - What is this movie about? Some kind of evil monster thing that lives in a tunnel, I think. I think it's supposed to be a troll. It kidnaps people and eventually kills them. And maybe eats dogs and cats. I don't know, things weren't explained very well.
Hidden - Did you know that addiction can be cured by injecting a certain kind of insect venom into the brain that turns the skull into basically a womb and results in the addiction being manifest as a physical Lovecraftian creature that can be surgically removed and killed? Or alternatively, the host can give birth to a Lovecraftian addiction baby creature thing? According to this movie, that's totally true. Also, the Lovecraftian addiction baby creature things turn into insects when they die. That makes total sense, right? You can watch this movie on Hulu, but you would probably prefer to do basically anything else in the world.
Area 407 - You know what's cooler than a plane crash? Motherfucking dinosaurs. And these aren't just any dinosaurs, these are predators that don't just kill in order to feed, but kill everything just because. So you survived the plane crash and the dinosaurs? Well that's great, but
Absentia - What is this movie about? Some kind of evil monster thing that lives in a tunnel, I think. I think it's supposed to be a troll. It kidnaps people and eventually kills them. And maybe eats dogs and cats. I don't know, things weren't explained very well.
Hidden - Did you know that addiction can be cured by injecting a certain kind of insect venom into the brain that turns the skull into basically a womb and results in the addiction being manifest as a physical Lovecraftian creature that can be surgically removed and killed? Or alternatively, the host can give birth to a Lovecraftian addiction baby creature thing? According to this movie, that's totally true. Also, the Lovecraftian addiction baby creature things turn into insects when they die. That makes total sense, right? You can watch this movie on Hulu, but you would probably prefer to do basically anything else in the world.
