Does God have rules he needs to follow?

[Mr. Moncrieff]

So, even should my worship of you knowibgly be a pretence, you're petty enough to be amicable with me so as long as your hubris is stroked?

That sounds familiar...

Who is this that obscures my plans with words without knowledge? Brace yourself like a man; I will question you, and you shall answer me.

Where were you when I laid the forum's foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who typed out the code? Surely you know! Who stretched a measuring line across the system requirements? On what platform was its footings set, or who paid for its bills—while the admins together and all the moderators shouted for joy? Who shut up the bandwidth behind doors when it burst forth from the pipe, when I made the PHP its garment and wrapped it in thick JPGs?

Should I sacrifice my keyboard Lord?

Should I wrest the hard drive from my tower?

Should I dedicate my RAM to the manner of your will?

My CPU only processes for you.

I shall give thanks through the intercession of the Holy Motherboard.