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Ill pretend to be a religious person
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RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person
(March 25, 2010 at 5:14 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:45From the sixth hour until the ninth hour darkness came over all the land. 46About the ninth hour Jesus cried out in a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi,[c] lama sabachthani?"—which means, "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"[d]

47When some of those standing there heard this, they said, "He's calling Elijah."

48Immediately one of them ran and got a sponge. He filled it with wine vinegar, put it on a stick, and offered it to Jesus to drink. 49The rest said, "Now leave him alone. Let's see if Elijah comes to save him."

50And when Jesus had cried out again in a loud voice, he gave up his spirit.

Matthew never mentions him speaking another word.

Quote: 33At the sixth hour darkness came over the whole land until the ninth hour. 34And at the ninth hour Jesus cried out in a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?"—which means, "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"[c]

35When some of those standing near heard this, they said, "Listen, he's calling Elijah."

36One man ran, filled a sponge with wine vinegar, put it on a stick, and offered it to Jesus to drink. "Now leave him alone. Let's see if Elijah comes to take him down," he said.

37With a loud cry, Jesus breathed his last.

Neither does "Mark" from whom Matthew copied.

If you want to suggest that jesus' last words were


"AHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!" I could go with that!

Nowhere does it say what he said was everything he said. his "loud cry" could have been that "it is finished" that was in another Gospel...maybe he said a few things before dying but the Gospels only relate what they believe is the most important one
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Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Rwandrall - March 24, 2010 at 6:23 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 24, 2010 at 6:36 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Rwandrall - March 24, 2010 at 7:14 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Ace Otana - March 24, 2010 at 7:29 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by fr0d0 - March 24, 2010 at 6:38 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Ace Otana - March 24, 2010 at 6:48 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by tackattack - March 24, 2010 at 7:05 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 24, 2010 at 7:28 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by fr0d0 - March 24, 2010 at 7:32 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by tackattack - March 24, 2010 at 7:38 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Violet - March 24, 2010 at 9:05 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by RedFish - March 24, 2010 at 9:16 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Ace Otana - March 24, 2010 at 9:41 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Violet - March 24, 2010 at 9:25 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 24, 2010 at 10:29 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Rwandrall - March 25, 2010 at 3:55 am
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by tackattack - March 25, 2010 at 4:26 am
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Violet - March 25, 2010 at 4:59 am
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by tavarish - March 25, 2010 at 9:19 am
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Rwandrall - March 25, 2010 at 11:37 am
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 25, 2010 at 10:55 am
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 25, 2010 at 12:11 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Rwandrall - March 25, 2010 at 2:37 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 25, 2010 at 5:14 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Rwandrall - March 25, 2010 at 5:26 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 25, 2010 at 6:16 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by padraic - March 25, 2010 at 9:46 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 25, 2010 at 10:46 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Rwandrall - March 26, 2010 at 8:39 am
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 26, 2010 at 12:03 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Rwandrall - March 26, 2010 at 3:08 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Rwandrall - March 27, 2010 at 7:36 am
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by tavarish - March 29, 2010 at 9:05 am
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by fr0d0 - March 26, 2010 at 5:14 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 26, 2010 at 5:31 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 27, 2010 at 2:39 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by RedFish - March 27, 2010 at 4:15 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Rwandrall - March 27, 2010 at 6:35 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by fr0d0 - March 27, 2010 at 3:57 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 27, 2010 at 7:05 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 27, 2010 at 8:44 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by padraic - March 28, 2010 at 6:34 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by RedFish - March 28, 2010 at 6:56 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by RedFish - March 29, 2010 at 9:33 am

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