Looks like Australias the place to be

[Zen Badger]

Or you could bind his feet, put a heavy enough weight at his feet, and let him sink to the bottom of the ocean.

Which he (and his followers) would claim is proof that evolution is a lie. After all, since he's at the bottom of the ocean, wouldn't he develop gills so he could survive?

You just can't win with a Creationist nitwit.

Well let's do the experiment and see what happens.

Either way it's going to be a win.