Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid

[Bob Kelso]

Apparently you don't know as much as you thought you did.

Oh look, kitten's got claws. Too bad they're so dull.

Take your droll symbology and your arrogance elsewhere, I (and I daresay most on the forum) have heard it all before and... well I'll be damned I still find it lacking and laughable that you (and others of like-mind) think an omni-scient/potent/present god couldn't find a better way to communicate outside of couched, allegorical meanings that have to be left to the speculation of confirmation-seeking crackpot apologists in a compilation of writings. (Not to mention the lackluster bloodthirsty commands, the shoddy emotional proddings, the cliche threats of eternal punishment and the complete lack of continuity and perfection that one should bloody well expect from a fucking god).

Any questions sweetheart?