Fuck Milk! Got Christ?
March 17, 2014 at 12:35 pm
(This post was last modified: March 17, 2014 at 2:33 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
Scripture says that those who believe in Christ will hold venomous serpents and that they will be able to drink poison and it will have no effect on them (Matt 16:18)...anyone want to give it a try?
Matthew 19:12 For there are eunuchs who were born that way, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others--and there are those who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it."
...Am I the only one volunteering?
Matthew 18:9if your eye causes you to sin pluck it out...I'll have to take out my eyes!
Matthew 18:9 if your hand causes you to sin cut it off...I masturbate with both my hands!
Looks like I'll need to cut off my hands, pluck out my eyes,and cut off my genitals...But I'm Going to Heaven Baby!
Jesus does Preach the Golden rule though! "What is faith without Love...Nothing!" -Christ
It's all about Love Baby!
Numbers:
32 Now while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day. 33 And those who found him gathering sticks brought him to Moses and Aaron, and to all the congregation. 34 They put him under guard, because it had not been explained what should be done to him.
35 Then the Lord said to Moses, “The man must surely be put to death; all the congregation shall stone him with stones outside the camp.” 36 So, as the Lord commanded Moses, all the congregation brought him outside the camp and stoned him with stones, and he died.
You're dead if you work on the wrong day of the week!
Deuteronomy 25:11-12
If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.
Why doesn't she just give them a good kick!
Leviticus 19:27
"'Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard."
WOW! I'd be wearing a fur coat on my face. LOL
"When a woman has a discharge of blood, which is her regular discharge from her body, she shall be in her impurity for seven days, and whoever touches her shall be unclean ." -- Leviticus 15:19-20 -30 everything on which she lies during her menstrual impurity shall be unclean. Everything also on which she sits shall be unclean. And whoever touches her bed shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening. And whoever touches anything on which she sits shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean. Whether it is the bed or anything on which she sits, when he touches it he shall be unclean.
Leviticus 15:28-30
But if she is cleansed of her discharge, she shall count for herself seven days...And on the eighth day she shall take two turtledoves or two pigeons and bring them to the priest, to the entrance of the tent of meeting. And the priest shall use one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering. And the priest shall make atonement for her before the Lord for her unclean discharge.
When it's that time of month you better kick your wife out of the house
Matthew 19:12 For there are eunuchs who were born that way, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others--and there are those who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it."
...Am I the only one volunteering?
Matthew 18:9if your eye causes you to sin pluck it out...I'll have to take out my eyes!
Matthew 18:9 if your hand causes you to sin cut it off...I masturbate with both my hands!
Looks like I'll need to cut off my hands, pluck out my eyes,and cut off my genitals...But I'm Going to Heaven Baby!
Jesus does Preach the Golden rule though! "What is faith without Love...Nothing!" -Christ
It's all about Love Baby!
Numbers:
32 Now while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day. 33 And those who found him gathering sticks brought him to Moses and Aaron, and to all the congregation. 34 They put him under guard, because it had not been explained what should be done to him.
35 Then the Lord said to Moses, “The man must surely be put to death; all the congregation shall stone him with stones outside the camp.” 36 So, as the Lord commanded Moses, all the congregation brought him outside the camp and stoned him with stones, and he died.
You're dead if you work on the wrong day of the week!
Deuteronomy 25:11-12
If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.
Why doesn't she just give them a good kick!
Leviticus 19:27
"'Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard."
WOW! I'd be wearing a fur coat on my face. LOL
"When a woman has a discharge of blood, which is her regular discharge from her body, she shall be in her impurity for seven days, and whoever touches her shall be unclean ." -- Leviticus 15:19-20 -30 everything on which she lies during her menstrual impurity shall be unclean. Everything also on which she sits shall be unclean. And whoever touches her bed shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening. And whoever touches anything on which she sits shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean. Whether it is the bed or anything on which she sits, when he touches it he shall be unclean.
Leviticus 15:28-30
But if she is cleansed of her discharge, she shall count for herself seven days...And on the eighth day she shall take two turtledoves or two pigeons and bring them to the priest, to the entrance of the tent of meeting. And the priest shall use one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering. And the priest shall make atonement for her before the Lord for her unclean discharge.
When it's that time of month you better kick your wife out of the house
