(March 17, 2014 at 12:35 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Matthew 18:9 if your hand causes you to sin cut it off
THE SCENE: Heaven, after the rapture.
Jesus: Alright people! Everyone who wants to stay with me in heaven, clap your hands!
Crowd: *silence*
Jesus: Fine! Be like that! To HELL with all of you!!!
Crowd: *disappears in a puff of smoke*
Jesus: -short pause-
Jesus: HOLY SHIT! I totally forgot about Matthew 18:8!
Jesus: *picks up red phone*
Devil: *refuses to answer, laughs for the rest of eternity*
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould
-Stephen Jay Gould
