"Knock, Knock. Let me in, it's Jesus."
"Why do you want to come in?"
"So I can save you!"
"Save me from what?"
""From what I'll do to you if you don't let me in!"
"Why do you want to come in?"
"So I can save you!"
"Save me from what?"
""From what I'll do to you if you don't let me in!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"