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Convert Me!
#1
Convert Me!
I am looking to be converted. All anyone has to do is tell me why I should convert to that religion. I will then chose the coolest religion anyone has presented me with, and I convert to that religion.

Thanks.
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#2
RE: Convert Me!
Tarvuism. The tenents of Tarvuism can be summed up with a single line, "Be nice."

Tarvuism. Besides! It's SO Easy To Join!
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#3
RE: Convert Me!
(April 30, 2012 at 5:41 pm)Paul the Human Wrote: Tarvuism. The tenents of Tarvuism can be summed up with a single line, "Be nice."

Tarvuism. Besides! It's SO Easy To Join!

And the best part is, its just as legitimate as any other religion.
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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#4
RE: Convert Me!
Wow, after reading up on Tarvuism, it's like my spiritual intelligence has been magnified, like, a billion, million, thousand times!

When Tarvu speaks to me, I listen. I mean, how can you not listen?

So far Tarvunism is the best choice!

Tarvu tarvooti,
Oboonoo cTooti,
Mimmin O'tibbi noonah,
Mdfitty fitty noonah,
Arvu immentiBarvu,
Tarvu!
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#5
RE: Convert Me!
The Rastafari Movement awaits you with open arms and pounds of high quality cannabis. If you've got to choose one, this is it.
[Image: stonedSmiley.png]
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#6
RE: Convert Me!
Unfortunately, the Rastafari Movement also has armloads of Christianity as well. It ain't just about smoking reefer.
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#7
RE: Convert Me!
I think I could stand some Christianity for all the weed I wanted, especially since I could be stoned when they start getting into it.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#8
RE: Convert Me!
The Rastafari Movement looks good, but no way as promising as Tarvunism.
I may have already found the winner!
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#9
RE: Convert Me!
No way. You need to get yourself right, and develop a personal relationship with cannabis. Until then your life will always be unfulfilled. Remember, weed loves you!
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#10
RE: Convert Me!
Why not try out copyism? http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article14176091.ab (If you don't understand how Google translates the article, let me know Wink)
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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