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What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
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RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
March 18, 2014 at 7:18 pm (This post was last modified: March 18, 2014 at 7:18 pm by Cyberman.)
Like others, I don't necessarily feel obliged to say anything in response to a sneeze, any more than I do to any other bodily expulsion. If I do say anything, it's most likely going to be dependent on context - such as "Can you please not sneeze on me" or "I don't think I want that pizza now, thanks".

In any case, responding with a "bless you" is merely a linguistic hangover and carries just about as much meaning as saying "good morning":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtnoK-kf3uc
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by Fromper - March 11, 2014 at 12:14 pm
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by Weewah - March 12, 2014 at 11:08 am
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by Tonus - March 12, 2014 at 11:11 am
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by Darth - March 13, 2014 at 3:12 am
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by fr0d0 - March 13, 2014 at 3:54 am
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by fr0d0 - March 18, 2014 at 3:37 am
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by Tonus - March 18, 2014 at 5:20 am
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by fr0d0 - March 18, 2014 at 6:20 pm
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by tor - March 14, 2014 at 4:07 pm
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by Cato - March 14, 2014 at 4:45 pm
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by Cyberman - March 18, 2014 at 7:18 pm

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