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What is the name of this vice?
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What is the name of this vice?
So how many other guys here are whipped into an erotic frenzy when they see women eat or talking about food?

Some anonymous member of this forum was talking about the food she was preparing to eat and immediately I felt my [censored] growing. It wasn't raging but chubbing. Then I asked her if she liked animals...likes to eat them. She said, "I like to eat meat", and I melted. Now it's not just food but food from the slaughter house.
( Do you wear a fur coat too you naughty dame! ) Hahaha

So who else gets excited when they eat and talk about food? I have a job where I'm one of the privileged who takes their orders and watches them wolf it down their gaping gullets. My bosses name is Wendy. She is awesome! Despite my being 26 and she being late 30's early 40's, I'd love to give her a [censored] or two. Sometimes I get to be Wendy's Bitch all day long and enjoy every minute of it.

It's breathtaking the way they look at their food followed by the mouth opening up, the chewing, and the satiated (gratified) look that follows. It reminds me that they are human beings and not angels. As a prepubescent schoolboy I was convinced that females shit daisies and strawberries.

I'm not attracted to obesity. It's not about that at all. But pregnant women are incredible. They literally have a human being living, pissing, shitting, eating, and breathing, in their womb!
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What is the name of this vice? - by Phatt Matt s - March 18, 2014 at 8:02 pm
RE: What is the name of this vice? - by Chad32 - March 18, 2014 at 8:25 pm
RE: What is the name of this vice? - by Phatt Matt s - March 18, 2014 at 8:28 pm
RE: What is the name of this vice? - by Phatt Matt s - March 18, 2014 at 8:45 pm
RE: What is the name of this vice? - by Phatt Matt s - March 18, 2014 at 8:56 pm
RE: What is the name of this vice? - by Phatt Matt s - March 18, 2014 at 9:07 pm

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