Did Jesus carry sperm?

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Did Jesus carry sperm?

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RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?

March 25, 2014 at 10:32 am

According to the Apocryhpa, certain books that never made it into the final compilation of the bible because they depicted Jesus as more human than divine, he did produce children through Mary Magdalene.

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Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Mudhammam - March 25, 2014 at 7:42 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by tor - March 25, 2014 at 7:44 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 8:01 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Mudhammam - March 25, 2014 at 7:51 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Modler - March 25, 2014 at 10:09 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Heywood - March 25, 2014 at 9:58 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Minimalist - March 26, 2014 at 12:10 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Strongbad - March 25, 2014 at 11:20 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Fidel_Castronaut - March 26, 2014 at 11:26 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by SteelCurtain - March 26, 2014 at 11:32 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Faith No More - March 26, 2014 at 12:00 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by No_God - March 25, 2014 at 8:15 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Napoléon - March 25, 2014 at 10:53 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 10:55 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by No_God - March 25, 2014 at 11:01 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by tor - March 25, 2014 at 8:18 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 8:22 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by tor - March 25, 2014 at 8:26 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Fidel_Castronaut - March 25, 2014 at 10:13 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Bob Kelso - March 25, 2014 at 12:14 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Paraselene - March 25, 2014 at 10:32 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 10:50 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Napoléon - March 25, 2014 at 10:57 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 11:00 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Napoléon - March 25, 2014 at 11:02 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 11:04 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Whateverist - March 25, 2014 at 11:03 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Chad32 - March 25, 2014 at 11:21 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Minimalist - March 25, 2014 at 11:28 am

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RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by KUSA - March 25, 2014 at 12:03 pm

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RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 8:14 pm

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