Did Jesus carry sperm?

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Did Jesus carry sperm?

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RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?

March 25, 2014 at 11:28 am

He probably carried a few loads after getting out of the shower with the apostles.

A dangerous group if you had to pick up the soap.

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Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Mudhammam - March 25, 2014 at 7:42 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by tor - March 25, 2014 at 7:44 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 8:01 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Mudhammam - March 25, 2014 at 7:51 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Modler - March 25, 2014 at 10:09 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Heywood - March 25, 2014 at 9:58 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Minimalist - March 26, 2014 at 12:10 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Strongbad - March 25, 2014 at 11:20 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Fidel_Castronaut - March 26, 2014 at 11:26 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by SteelCurtain - March 26, 2014 at 11:32 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Faith No More - March 26, 2014 at 12:00 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by No_God - March 25, 2014 at 8:15 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Napoléon - March 25, 2014 at 10:53 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 10:55 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by No_God - March 25, 2014 at 11:01 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by tor - March 25, 2014 at 8:18 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 8:22 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by tor - March 25, 2014 at 8:26 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Fidel_Castronaut - March 25, 2014 at 10:13 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Bob Kelso - March 25, 2014 at 12:14 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Paraselene - March 25, 2014 at 10:32 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 10:50 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Napoléon - March 25, 2014 at 10:57 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 11:00 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Napoléon - March 25, 2014 at 11:02 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 11:04 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Whateverist - March 25, 2014 at 11:03 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Chad32 - March 25, 2014 at 11:21 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Minimalist - March 25, 2014 at 11:28 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by truthBtold - March 25, 2014 at 11:30 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by KUSA - March 25, 2014 at 12:03 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by heathendegenerate - March 25, 2014 at 8:02 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 8:14 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by The Valkyrie - March 25, 2014 at 8:17 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Justtristo - March 25, 2014 at 9:49 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by The Valkyrie - March 25, 2014 at 9:51 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Minimalist - March 25, 2014 at 10:08 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by No_God - March 26, 2014 at 11:39 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Tonus - March 26, 2014 at 1:14 pm

Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Rampant.A.I. - March 26, 2014 at 1:55 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Tonus - March 26, 2014 at 2:10 pm

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