Where to begin with all the problems?
How did the animals get to the ark, sometimes across the seas, leaving no trace of migration?
How did Noah and his family build a wooden boat that's far bigger than it's actually possible to build without it breaking apart in the water? The boat is at once too big and too small.
How did he fit so many animals in there, plus food and water, and keep them all alive in what must have been a very cramped space?
How did they keep from freezing or suffocating to death in high altitudes, which would need to be higher than Mount Everest?
How did any aquatic life survive the flood, and the mixing of salt and fresh water?
How did the animals get back home while leaving no trace?
What did anyone eat after everything on earth was destroyed? All the plants should be dead, and the only meat left would be one male and female of each animal, so what did the carnivores and herbivores eat?
What kept genetic defects from happening through inbreeding?
If it was all Yahweh keeping it from falling apart, why put so much effort into making the plan work? Not even getting into how horrific and immoral the idea of flooding the world is. If I made a nice car, but had to constantly maintain it to keep it from immediately falling apart, no one is going to care if it works or not. They'll just wonder what the point is.
How did the animals get to the ark, sometimes across the seas, leaving no trace of migration?
How did Noah and his family build a wooden boat that's far bigger than it's actually possible to build without it breaking apart in the water? The boat is at once too big and too small.
How did he fit so many animals in there, plus food and water, and keep them all alive in what must have been a very cramped space?
How did they keep from freezing or suffocating to death in high altitudes, which would need to be higher than Mount Everest?
How did any aquatic life survive the flood, and the mixing of salt and fresh water?
How did the animals get back home while leaving no trace?
What did anyone eat after everything on earth was destroyed? All the plants should be dead, and the only meat left would be one male and female of each animal, so what did the carnivores and herbivores eat?
What kept genetic defects from happening through inbreeding?
If it was all Yahweh keeping it from falling apart, why put so much effort into making the plan work? Not even getting into how horrific and immoral the idea of flooding the world is. If I made a nice car, but had to constantly maintain it to keep it from immediately falling apart, no one is going to care if it works or not. They'll just wonder what the point is.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/
Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50
A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/
Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50
A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
