I don't understand the problem. Its a simple enough story.
A 500 year old guy with no boat-building experience spends a hundred years constructing a wooden ship to hold 2 of every type of animal on the planet.
Somehow all of the animals get to the location and are loaded up - Noah was good at packing.
They spend a year on board - the ship holds up fine. They deal with the food and waste issues with no problem (Noah's family spent a lot of that year knee deep in shit).
They land on a mountain. Noah explains to the Koala's - good news, you made it, bad news - Oi vey do you have a shlep home.
All of this without leaving a trace of evidence in the geographical record, nor, come to that, in the genetic record of any species - oh and there is a bit of a problem as to where all the water a. came from and, b. went to.
Simple enough - its just magic what God did back then before he became agoraphobic and went into hiding about 2000 years ago.
What's not to believe?
A 500 year old guy with no boat-building experience spends a hundred years constructing a wooden ship to hold 2 of every type of animal on the planet.
Somehow all of the animals get to the location and are loaded up - Noah was good at packing.
They spend a year on board - the ship holds up fine. They deal with the food and waste issues with no problem (Noah's family spent a lot of that year knee deep in shit).
They land on a mountain. Noah explains to the Koala's - good news, you made it, bad news - Oi vey do you have a shlep home.
All of this without leaving a trace of evidence in the geographical record, nor, come to that, in the genetic record of any species - oh and there is a bit of a problem as to where all the water a. came from and, b. went to.
Simple enough - its just magic what God did back then before he became agoraphobic and went into hiding about 2000 years ago.
What's not to believe?
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
