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Did Jesus carry sperm?

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Did Jesus carry sperm?
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RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
March 26, 2014 at 1:14 pm
(March 25, 2014 at 7:42 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Can you imagine if Jesus' sperm would have had the chance to get inside a woman? Our Earth could have been populated by little God-people. How fucking sweet would that have been? Homo spiritans, perhaps?

Isn't that the plot of Diablo III?
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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Did Jesus carry sperm?

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Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Mudhammam - March 25, 2014 at 7:42 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by tor - March 25, 2014 at 7:44 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Mudhammam - March 25, 2014 at 7:51 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Modler - March 25, 2014 at 10:09 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Heywood - March 25, 2014 at 9:58 pm
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Minimalist - March 26, 2014 at 12:10 pm
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Strongbad - March 25, 2014 at 11:20 pm
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Fidel_Castronaut - March 26, 2014 at 11:26 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by SteelCurtain - March 26, 2014 at 11:32 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Faith No More - March 26, 2014 at 12:00 pm
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by No_God - March 25, 2014 at 8:15 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Napoléon - March 25, 2014 at 10:53 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 10:55 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by No_God - March 25, 2014 at 11:01 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by tor - March 25, 2014 at 8:18 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by tor - March 25, 2014 at 8:26 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Fidel_Castronaut - March 25, 2014 at 10:13 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Bob Kelso - March 25, 2014 at 12:14 pm
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Paraselene - March 25, 2014 at 10:32 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 10:50 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Napoléon - March 25, 2014 at 10:57 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 11:00 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Napoléon - March 25, 2014 at 11:02 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 11:04 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Whateverist - March 25, 2014 at 11:03 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Chad32 - March 25, 2014 at 11:21 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Minimalist - March 25, 2014 at 11:28 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by truthBtold - March 25, 2014 at 11:30 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by KUSA - March 25, 2014 at 12:03 pm
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by heathendegenerate - March 25, 2014 at 8:02 pm
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by The Valkyrie - March 25, 2014 at 8:17 pm
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Justtristo - March 25, 2014 at 9:49 pm
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by The Valkyrie - March 25, 2014 at 9:51 pm
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Minimalist - March 25, 2014 at 10:08 pm
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by No_God - March 26, 2014 at 11:39 am
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Tonus - March 26, 2014 at 1:14 pm
Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Rampant.A.I. - March 26, 2014 at 1:55 pm
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Tonus - March 26, 2014 at 2:10 pm

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