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SATAN!

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Religious Views: Asuperstitionist. Silly theists, myths are for kids!

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RE: SATAN!

April 11, 2010 at 6:39 pm

And God masterbates as he watches. He's just like that.

I know you don't believe that but that is just Satan intoxicating you to keep you from knowing the truth about God. He's a cronic masterbater.

Satan will do anything to keep me satisfied? Well, he's not here masterbating me, so I guess you just told a lie.

I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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SATAN! - by Shinylight - April 10, 2010 at 8:18 am

RE: SATAN! - by Dotard - April 10, 2010 at 8:29 am

RE: SATAN! - by Shinylight - April 10, 2010 at 8:38 am

RE: SATAN! - by Disinter - April 10, 2010 at 10:33 am

RE: SATAN! - by Shinylight - April 10, 2010 at 10:42 am

RE: SATAN! - by amw79 - April 10, 2010 at 3:51 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Eilonnwy - April 10, 2010 at 1:04 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Tiberius - April 10, 2010 at 1:55 pm

RE: SATAN! - by KichigaiNeko - April 11, 2010 at 10:37 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Pippy - April 10, 2010 at 9:33 pm

RE: SATAN! - by LEDO - April 10, 2010 at 10:09 pm

RE: SATAN! - by binny - April 11, 2010 at 11:42 am

RE: SATAN! - by Pippy - April 11, 2010 at 11:57 am

RE: SATAN! - by chatpilot - April 11, 2010 at 1:11 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Autumnlicious - April 11, 2010 at 5:46 pm

RE: SATAN! - by The Piper - April 11, 2010 at 6:31 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Autumnlicious - April 11, 2010 at 6:36 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Disinter - April 11, 2010 at 6:37 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Dotard - April 11, 2010 at 6:39 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Disinter - April 11, 2010 at 6:41 pm

RE: SATAN! - by The Piper - April 11, 2010 at 6:44 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Disinter - April 11, 2010 at 6:46 pm

RE: SATAN! - by The Piper - April 11, 2010 at 6:48 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Disinter - April 11, 2010 at 6:50 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Dotard - April 11, 2010 at 6:51 pm

RE: SATAN! - by The Piper - April 11, 2010 at 6:54 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Darwinian - April 11, 2010 at 6:59 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Disinter - April 11, 2010 at 6:56 pm

RE: SATAN! - by The Piper - April 11, 2010 at 6:58 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Dotard - April 11, 2010 at 7:01 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Disinter - April 11, 2010 at 7:04 pm

RE: SATAN! - by chatpilot - April 11, 2010 at 7:03 pm

RE: SATAN! - by The Piper - April 11, 2010 at 7:06 pm

RE: SATAN! - by The Piper - April 11, 2010 at 7:04 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Disinter - April 11, 2010 at 7:06 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Darwinian - April 11, 2010 at 7:06 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Disinter - April 11, 2010 at 7:09 pm

RE: SATAN! - by The Piper - April 11, 2010 at 7:14 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Darwinian - April 11, 2010 at 7:18 pm

RE: SATAN! - by The Piper - April 11, 2010 at 7:21 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Disinter - April 11, 2010 at 7:22 pm

RE: SATAN! - by The Piper - April 11, 2010 at 7:30 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Dotard - April 11, 2010 at 7:28 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Disinter - April 11, 2010 at 7:29 pm

RE: SATAN! - by chatpilot - April 11, 2010 at 8:21 pm

RE: SATAN! - by The Piper - April 11, 2010 at 8:57 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Disinter - April 11, 2010 at 9:07 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Dotard - April 11, 2010 at 9:07 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Disinter - April 11, 2010 at 9:10 pm

RE: SATAN! - by The Piper - April 11, 2010 at 9:10 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Violet - April 12, 2010 at 5:52 am

RE: SATAN! - by Eilonnwy - April 11, 2010 at 9:37 pm

RE: SATAN! - by chatpilot - April 11, 2010 at 11:08 pm

RE: SATAN! - by The Piper - April 12, 2010 at 12:40 am

RE: SATAN! - by Shinylight - April 12, 2010 at 5:26 am

RE: SATAN! - by Violet - April 12, 2010 at 6:00 am

RE: SATAN! - by chatpilot - April 12, 2010 at 5:59 am

RE: SATAN! - by Godschild - April 12, 2010 at 11:45 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Disinter - April 12, 2010 at 11:49 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Violet - April 13, 2010 at 1:54 am

RE: SATAN! - by chatpilot - April 12, 2010 at 6:41 am

RE: SATAN! - by Disinter - April 12, 2010 at 7:32 pm

RE: SATAN! - by KichigaiNeko - April 14, 2010 at 4:30 am

RE: SATAN! - by Godschild - April 13, 2010 at 12:39 am

RE: SATAN! - by chatpilot - April 13, 2010 at 8:05 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Godschild - April 13, 2010 at 11:42 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Violet - April 14, 2010 at 7:34 am

RE: SATAN! - by chatpilot - April 14, 2010 at 11:07 am

RE: SATAN! - by Godschild - April 14, 2010 at 11:44 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Violet - April 15, 2010 at 2:07 am

RE: SATAN! - by chatpilot - April 15, 2010 at 12:19 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Godschild - April 15, 2010 at 11:40 pm

RE: SATAN! - by KichigaiNeko - April 16, 2010 at 4:53 am

RE: SATAN! - by Minimalist - April 15, 2010 at 11:44 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Violet - April 16, 2010 at 6:22 am

RE: SATAN! - by chatpilot - April 16, 2010 at 12:11 pm

RE: SATAN! - by fr0d0 - April 17, 2010 at 6:29 am

RE: SATAN! - by Violet - April 17, 2010 at 6:59 am

RE: SATAN! - by Autumnlicious - April 17, 2010 at 1:19 pm

RE: SATAN! - by fr0d0 - April 17, 2010 at 1:13 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Violet - April 17, 2010 at 2:02 pm

RE: SATAN! - by chatpilot - April 17, 2010 at 3:01 pm

RE: SATAN! - by fr0d0 - April 17, 2010 at 5:16 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Shinylight - April 17, 2010 at 5:25 pm

RE: SATAN! - by tavarish - April 17, 2010 at 10:32 pm

RE: SATAN! - by fr0d0 - April 18, 2010 at 5:14 am

RE: SATAN! - by tavarish - April 18, 2010 at 9:45 am

RE: SATAN! - by fr0d0 - April 18, 2010 at 4:42 pm

RE: SATAN! - by chatpilot - April 17, 2010 at 6:55 pm

RE: SATAN! - by fr0d0 - April 17, 2010 at 7:11 pm

RE: SATAN! - by SleepingDemon - April 18, 2010 at 9:36 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Godschild - April 19, 2010 at 12:59 am

RE: SATAN! - by Violet - April 20, 2010 at 4:22 am

RE: SATAN! - by Godschild - April 20, 2010 at 9:47 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Loki_999 - April 19, 2010 at 2:12 am

RE: SATAN! - by aufis - April 20, 2010 at 2:43 am

RE: SATAN! - by Loki_999 - April 20, 2010 at 3:17 am

RE: SATAN! - by aufis - April 20, 2010 at 3:44 am

RE: SATAN! - by Loki_999 - April 20, 2010 at 4:12 am

RE: SATAN! - by aufis - April 20, 2010 at 11:53 pm

RE: SATAN! - by tavarish - April 21, 2010 at 2:21 pm

RE: SATAN! - by LEDO - April 21, 2010 at 8:37 pm

RE: SATAN! - by Minimalist - April 21, 2010 at 8:45 pm

RE: SATAN! - by aufis - April 22, 2010 at 1:53 am

RE: SATAN! - by tavarish - April 22, 2010 at 9:22 am

RE: SATAN! - by LEDO - April 22, 2010 at 4:52 pm

RE: SATAN! - by KichigaiNeko - April 22, 2010 at 3:34 am

RE: SATAN! - by aufis - April 22, 2010 at 4:06 am

RE: SATAN! - by Godschild - April 22, 2010 at 11:44 pm

RE: SATAN! - by tavarish - April 23, 2010 at 9:43 am

RE: SATAN! - by Godschild - April 23, 2010 at 8:24 pm

RE: SATAN! - by tavarish - April 23, 2010 at 8:43 pm

RE: SATAN! - by aufis - April 23, 2010 at 2:26 am

RE: SATAN! - by KichigaiNeko - April 23, 2010 at 6:00 am

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