Hrm.....lemme see, lemme see, I gotta narrow it down.
Okay, here are some (paraphrased) arguments I've heard from people in real life (not internet trolls):
1. I didn't come from no monkey, evolution is stupid, therefore god made everything
2. You can't see air, but without it you would die. God is like the air.
3. Everyone knows in their heart god is real, no one is really an atheist
And for a bonus! I had an ex co-worker tell me that a science magazine (I think he said Nat Geo, or one of those big ones) told him that the planets are only a few thousand years old, therefore the theory of evolution was proven wrong, therefore I shouldn't be an atheist (because obviously god exists). I don't know what the fuck he was reading, but I seriously just stood there and nodded at him and then walked away without saying anything.
Okay, here are some (paraphrased) arguments I've heard from people in real life (not internet trolls):
1. I didn't come from no monkey, evolution is stupid, therefore god made everything
2. You can't see air, but without it you would die. God is like the air.
3. Everyone knows in their heart god is real, no one is really an atheist
And for a bonus! I had an ex co-worker tell me that a science magazine (I think he said Nat Geo, or one of those big ones) told him that the planets are only a few thousand years old, therefore the theory of evolution was proven wrong, therefore I shouldn't be an atheist (because obviously god exists). I don't know what the fuck he was reading, but I seriously just stood there and nodded at him and then walked away without saying anything.
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