The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave

[DeistPaladin]

As with Aral, I'm going to force myself to take you seriously for a few minutes. I don't know why I do this but I guess it's a compulsion.

Jesus predicted His death and resurrection while He was alive.

Uh huh, that's the story, all right.

And Luke Skywalker blew up the Death Star.

He tomb was empty on three days after His death.

Not exactly. Jesus supposedly died on Good Friday and, according to John, rose on Sunday before dawn, so that's about a day and a half, not three days.

He appeared to His disciples.

And each Gospel has it's own story.

These men's lives were changed and God used them to change the world.

Uh Huh. That's the story, all right.

And Spiderman got his super powers from a radioactive spider.

Paul and 500 others have seen the risen Christ.

Strange how the Book of Acts numbers the Christians at 120 (Acts 1:15)

The early church grew greatly even with terrible persecution speaks of the power of this Truth.

Uh huh, that's the story, all right.

And James Bond is always able to stop the diabolical villains in spite of being put into an unnecessarily complex and slow killing mechanism.

Greatest evidence is the transformation of millions of lives of born again believers.

Actually, that's not evidence at all.