The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave

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Where you there at the Big Bang?

Hah! Jesus, I was going to respond to this anyway, and then I find it was directed at me anyway!

Were you there when anything about Jesus happened, Ken Ham?

Please, at least attempt to make arguments that don't also apply to you, and if you fall back on faith here I think I might just vomit.

Incidentally, I find it funny that you went immediately to the big bang, even though I never mentioned it. Clearly you're just following a script of what your malformed mind has been fooled into thinking are gotcha questions, and since I didn't give you any fodder you had to make a leap to the next one. It's a little pathetic.

Now, again: do you actually care if you're convincing, or not?