The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave

[Bob Kelso]

Good, so you're done posting?

I come as an ambassador for Christ. I do not want to offend you but I want to bring the hope I have to you. This hope is based on the truth of Christ and the love he has for mankind.

*bold added by me*

I think it's bloody hilarious how often I hear this line. Let me ask you something Rev;

If your god needs pompous, ignorant, worn-out-platitude-spitting proselytizers such as yourself to get his message out, what does that say about your god?

If your god wants to bring me his love and hope then, as the omniscient/omnipresent/omnipotent bastard he's supposed to be, he knows where to fucking find me.

Now fuck off.