How would you like to be martyred?
April 1, 2014 at 2:16 pm
(This post was last modified: April 1, 2014 at 2:37 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
So with Islam spreading so rapidly and the Muslim birthrate being eight times higher than nonmuslims in some countries, if America were to be conquered by extremists and you were to be executed for not converting, and had a choice of how you were to die, what would you choose?
My first choice would be beheading. (quitting while I'm a head :p)
I've seen Jews and Christians get beheaded in Muslim countries and getting kicked around like soccer balls. It looks surprisingly peaceful and serene. Why would I want to die a boring natural death if I could entertain people by such unusual means?
My second choice would be firing squad. Getting hit by 10 bullets at once would be breathtaking.
Getting thrown from a skyscraper would probably be quite interesting being the adrenaline junky that I am.
Also, since I was very young I've always wanted to get run over by a train.
Getting shot up with enough morphine to kill a horse would be pretty nifty as well.
Any other ideas?
My first choice would be beheading. (quitting while I'm a head :p)
I've seen Jews and Christians get beheaded in Muslim countries and getting kicked around like soccer balls. It looks surprisingly peaceful and serene. Why would I want to die a boring natural death if I could entertain people by such unusual means?
My second choice would be firing squad. Getting hit by 10 bullets at once would be breathtaking.
Getting thrown from a skyscraper would probably be quite interesting being the adrenaline junky that I am.
Also, since I was very young I've always wanted to get run over by a train.
Getting shot up with enough morphine to kill a horse would be pretty nifty as well.
Any other ideas?
